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.xt_auth_action_rate_active
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function init () {
                            doc = document;
                            body = doc.body;

var el_auth = doc.getElementById( 'xt_auth_container' );

doc.addEventListener ? el_auth.addEventListener( 'click', hook_xhr_action, false ) : el_auth.attachEvent( 'onclick', hook_xhr_action );

if ( 'backgroundSize' in doc.body.style ) {
                                if ( window.devicePixelRatio && window.devicePixelRatio > 1 ) {
                                    el_auth.className += ' xt_auth_icon_enchanted';
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// bind xhr links
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                            var e = e || window.event;
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                                target = target.className == 'xt_auth_icon' ? target.parentNode : target;

if ( target.getAttribute( 'data-xhr' ) ) {
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                                (e.preventDefault) ? e.preventDefault() : e.returnValue = false; return false;
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function handle_xhr_response ( xhr ) {

function handle_error ( xhr ) {
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function handle_success ( xhr ) {
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var current_action = xhr.response.split( ';' )[1];

var actions = {
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                                    vote: 'xt_auth_action_rate_active',
                                    subscribe: 'xt_auth_action_subscribe_active'
                                };

for ( key in actions ) {
                                    if ( !actions.hasOwnProperty( key ) ) continue;
                                    if ( current_action.indexOf( key ) == -1 ) continue;

wrapper.className = current_action.indexOf( 'un' ) == -1 ? tmp_class + ' ' + actions[key] : tmp_class.replace( (' ' + actions[key]), '' );
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}

xhr.response = xhr.response ? xhr.response : xhr.responseText;

(xhr.status != 200 || xhr.response.indexOf( 'ERR;') != -1 ) ? handle_error(xhr) : handle_success(xhr);
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//load_data( { url: url, method: method, data: data, async: async, xhr_done: xhr_done, callback: callback });
                        function load_data( settings ) {

var async = settings.async ? !!settings.async : true,
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                                data = settings.data ? settings.data.toString() : '',
                                xhr_done = settings.xhr_done ? settings.xhr_done : null,
                                xhr;

// xhr in progress or url not provided -> exit
                            if ( !( (xhr_done == true || xhr_done == null)  && url ) ) return;

if ( typeof XMLHttpRequest !== 'undefined' )
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                                            new XMLHttpRequest("Microsoft.XmlHttp");

} catch ( e ) {}
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// if xhr object does not supported or url not given, exit

xhr.onreadystatechange = function () {
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if ( xhr_done != null ) xhr_done = true;
                                callback ? callback( xhr ) : null;
                            }

xhr.open( method, url, async );

if ( method === 'POST' ) {
                                xhr.setRequestHeader( "Content-type", "application/x-www-form-urlencoded" );
                                xhr.send( data );
                            } else {
                                xhr.send( null );
                            }

if ( xhr_done != null ) xhr_done = false;
                        };
                    })();
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