Những Câu Nói Không Thể Nói Nhanh Mà Nói Đúng

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Wap 4rum da bi hacker tan cong roi Những Câu Nói Không Thể Nói Nhanh Mà Nói Đúng

, Có Tin Hay Không Tùy ??

1. Ông bụt ở chùa bùi cầm bùa đuổi chuột

2. Ông Lê nin lên núi lấy nước nấu lòng

3. Buổi trưa ăn bưởi chua

4. Con lươn nó luồn qua lườn

5. Nồi đồng nấu ốc, nồi đất nấu ếch

6. Con cá mòi béo để gốc quéo cho mèo đói ăn

7. Chị nhặt rau rồi luộc em nhặt rau luộc rồi

8. Lúa nếp là lúa nếp non; Lúa lên lớp lớp lòng nàng lâng lâng

9. Lúa nếp là lúa nếp làng; Lúa lên lớp lớp làm lợn no nê

10. Đầu làng Bông,băm măng,bát mắm.Cuối làng Bông bát mắm,băm măng.

11. Anh Hạnh ăn hành hăng

12. Luộc hột vịt lộn, luộc lộn hột vịt lạc, ăn lộn hột vịt lạc, luộc lại hột vịt lộn lại lộn hột vịt lạc

13. Lúc nào lên núi lấy nứa về làm lán nên lưu ý nước lũ

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